Welcome to the world of french aviation procedure design.
I fly to major french airports in real life (Charles de Gaulle, Toulouse, Marseille, Nice, Orly) and what you describe is our everyday bread and butter. Or as an american pilot once asked on frequency: "You really want me to fly this shit?"
Ultimately the french radar controllers know that the designers of these procedures are selfrighteous, proud french engineers that are detached from reality (like the people that built my airplane ) and usually just hand out directs to fixes or give radar vectors to make the system work...
So do yourself a favour - don´t try to follow those procedures or you will grow grey hair (or loose it) and never arrive at your destination...
Cheers, Jan