Something the creator of 2 and a half men said... "I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest," the message read. "I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's [heart checks] and colonoscopies. "I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. "If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed."