Goran_M Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 Apparently, this is taken from an actual Qantas maintenance sheet.P is the Pilot reporting the problem and S is "Solutions" marked by the engineers. P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tyre almost replaced. P: Test flight OK, auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back order. P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspect crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed in cockpit. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BWolf7 Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T. Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 Lol!! I can't believe it xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael_Chang Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 i heard the joke before, though apparently it was a FedEx scratch sheet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcartier Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 That's great LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greggerm Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 I've seen it as a US Navy and US Air Force punch list, but it's funny no matter what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltsr2 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 Good to see a sense of humour lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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