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Simmo W
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This here is called Cockpit Resource Management, or CRM...

Of course when there are this many chefs in the kitchen, it can get a bit confusing as to who should switch what switch when...?

http://www.airliners.net/photo/Iran-Air/Boeing-747SP-86/1941366/L

Yep it's funny to see; but you have to remember that there is only one extra person in that cockpit, not counting the photographer of course.

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[he] engaged in inappropriate and disruptive behaviour

I think it's interesting that they don't just describe his actions - they have to go up a few levels and just mention what categories his actions fell into. 'Inappropriate and disruptive behaviour' could mean anything!

Jetstar - the first and only budget airline I've ever flown with. Had to leave a typewriter and approximately my bodyweight in secondhand books in Tasmania because of their luggage limits!

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  • 2 months later...

Funniest reply in the shoutbox I've seen yet:

rahming44: can somebody tell me how to fly plane

GlidingKiwi: It's fairly simple: Throttle forward --> Loud, Throttle backward --> quiet. Stick forward --> Houses big, stick rearwards --> Houses small. Stick too far rearwards --> Houses big again.

classic :lol:

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